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Up in the Air EW article

  • Entertainment Weekly: How does it feel to know that no matter how many Oscar nominations this movie [Up in the Air] gets it still won't make nearly as much money as Anna's other movie, New Moon?
  • Anna Kendrick: Yeah, take that bitches!
  • George Clooney: How did it do? Did it do okay?
  • EW: George, are you Team Edward or Jacob by the way?
  • George Clooney: I've gone right over that. I'm Team Anna.

Eunuchs

  • Greg: Yeah, I'm really excited about my schedule next semester.
  • Me: Sweet. What are you taking?
  • Greg: -some classes I don't remember-, and Unix Systems.
  • Me: Sounds exciting.
  • Jack: Wait, what?
  • Greg: What?
  • Me: What?
  • Jack: Why the fuck are you taking a class on transgender systems?

While we’re on the topic of things that are awesome and related to Super Smash Bros…

Ludacris and Martha Stewart Make Origami

  • Martha: Origami is one of the most relaxing things in the world to do if you can figure it out.
  • Ludacris: Yeah, well, I have ADD so, um, I can't.
  • Martha: You do not!
  • Ludacris: Yeah, I definitely do.
  • Martha: You do not! You can't write the kind of music you write and have ADD.
  • Ludacris: You just write it fast.
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  • www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68CvRhOVqo&feature=channel

yesterday, i went to a blackhawks game. it was awesome - and got about x3509385390 more awesome after versteeg’s goal in second period for a pretty self-explanatory reason

according to warhol, i should have about 10 minutes of fame left